before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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