she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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