Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Dicks are not precious.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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