Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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