worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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