the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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