Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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