that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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