the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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