Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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