So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That accounts for only three of the penises
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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