weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating