You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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