so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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