im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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