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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It was confusing and full of hummus
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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