I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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