i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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