Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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