let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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