i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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