god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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