I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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