Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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