he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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