I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
There r osticjed everywhere
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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