Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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