Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
