She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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