these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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