Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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