if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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