I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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