think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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