Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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