playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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