You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
