I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
soo... how was my night?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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