new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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