Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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