Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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