the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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