Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger