he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky