can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can I color on your dick again?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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