I wish life had little blips of pornography
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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