You made me cry and you don't even care
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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