yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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