I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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