I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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