She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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