Girls should come with a carfax report
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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