it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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