Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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