i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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