My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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