He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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