drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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